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A guy goes to the local county council to apply for a job. The interviewer
asks him, "Have you been in the service?"
"Yes," he says. "I was in the lebanon for three years"
The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward employment"
and then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says, "Yes 100%...a mortar round exploded near me and blew
my testicles off."
The interviewer tells the guy, "O.K. I can hire you right now. The
hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow. Come in at
10:00 A.M."
The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 A.M. to
4:00 P.M. then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A.M."
"This is a council job" the interviewer says. "For the first
two hours we sit around scratching our balls.......no point in you coming
in for that"
 

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A bloke goes to the local council to apply for a job in the office.
The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"
He replies, "Yes, caffeine."
"Have you ever worked for the public service before?"
"Yes, I was in the army" he says, "I was in Iraq for two tours."
The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment."
Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says, "Yes. A mine exploded near me when I was there and I lost both of my testicles".
The interviewer grimaces and then says, "O.K. You've got enough points for me to take you on right away. Our normal hours are from 8.00am to 4.00pm, but you can start tomorrow at 10.00am - and carry on starting at 10.00am every day."
The bloke is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8.00am to 4.00pm, why don't you want me here until 10.00am? I'm not looking for any special treatment y'know."
"What you have to understand is that this is a council job," the interviewer says, "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our b0ll0cks. There's no point in you coming in for that."
 
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