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A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his truck fixed. They
>couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would
>just walk home.
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>On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a
>gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple
>of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he now had a
>problem - how to carry his entire purchases home.
>While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who
>told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603
>Mockingbird Lane?" The farmer said, "Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is
>very close to that house. I would walk you there but I can't carry this
>lot."
>The old lady suggested, "Why don't you put the can of paint in the bucket.
>Carry the bucket in one hand; put a chicken under each arm and carry the
>goose in your other hand?" "Why thank you very much," he said and proceeded
>to walk the old girl home.
>On the way he says "Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll
>be there in no time." The little old lady looked him over cautiously then
>said, "I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know
>that when we get in the alley you won't do something bad?"
>The farmer said, "Holy smokes lady! I'm carrying a bucket, a gallon of
>paint, two chickens and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you
>up against the wall and do that?"
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>The old lady replied, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put
>the paint on top of the bucket and I'll hold the chickens."
 
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