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With the Euro going down, Ford has announced plans to buy Renault.....

Ford has announced plans to acquire French auto maker Renault and engineering teams have already joined forces to create the perfect small car
for women.

Designs from the Renault “Clio” and the Ford “Taurus” are being reworked, and the new company is now marketing the “Cli-taurus”. It comes in pink and the average male car thief won't be able to find it, let alone turn it on (even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it).

There are rumours that it leaks transmission fluid once a month and can be a real b*tch to start in the morning!
Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't even get it to turn over.

New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain and horribly expensive to get rid of.

Used models may initially appear to have kerb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and the unladen weight
mysteriously increases with age.

Manufacturers are still baffled as to how the size of the boot increases over time, but are suggesting that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger.

This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it is best to lease one, and replace it as needed.
 
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