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A mum takes her young son out for a drive in their car.They get stuck behind a dust cart,as it goes over some speed humps a discarded dildo falls out of it and hits the car on the windscreen....

Embarrased,and wanting to save her sons innocence she looks over to him and says,'Wow,that was a big insect..',to which he replies,'Yeah,and I'm surprised it could fly with a c0ck that big!'

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LOL nice 1 :rofl:

My friend is moving house next week and had a mass clear out a few weeks back. She asked her mum to help her with some bags to the local tip and guess what fell out of one of them.......

Needless to say it has never been mentioned between them :rofl:
 

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My friend is moving house next week and had a mass clear out a few weeks back. She asked her mum to help her with some bags to the local tip and guess what fell out of one of them.......
:rolleyes: Yeah yeah, it's always "my friend" isn't it!!! :d
 

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LOL nice 1 :rofl:

My friend is moving house next week and had a mass clear out a few weeks back. She asked her mum to help her with some bags to the local tip and guess what fell out of one of them.......

Needless to say it has never been mentioned between them :rofl:
were you not moving soon SB?
 
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