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Think we all need to chip in for Frank to do a quick bodge and brick the bleedin door up.. will send in a PM for a quote..

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Are you OK now KW
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And who need's one to distract us from the task in hand.. I bet you were watching bike racing while doing it weren't you.. :ROFLMAO:

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Bike racing is the reason I don’t have more kids ya daft sod...
If you were that easily distracted from the task in hand, you either married the wrong woman or you should be batting for the other side ducky. LOL
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Ps, Frank where are those automatic doors you promised us
 

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Bike racing is the reason I don’t have more kids ya daft sod...
If you were that easily distracted from the task in hand, you either married the wrong woman or you should be batting for the other side ducky. LOL
Last and morning all by the way.

Ps, Frank where are those automatic doors you promised us
As a time served bodgerer i am very fussy who I bodger for so my decision will be unfolded in distant future, watch this space😳😳
 

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As a time served bodgerer i am very fussy who I bodger for so my decision will be unfolded in distant future, watch this space😳😳
Changed my mind .. now want shuttering erected and concrete with reinforcing bars to block access.. needs a kidnap arranged to lock the bugger in before the concrete sets.. :ROFLMAO: maybe some stoke reprobates can arrange the kidnap bet they have previous experience of this kind of thing..😂

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Right got my Top Man on the case! Best concrete specialist to come out of Lancashire! Yes folks! It's the one n only, now get this people, Yes yer right it's LANCS DAVE!!!! 😁😁😁👍👍👍

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Right got my Top Man on the case! Best concrete specialist to come out of Lancashire! Yes folks! It's the one n only, now get this people, Yes yer right it's LANCS DAVE!!!! 😁😁😁👍👍👍

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Holy shite NOOO.. dont want any liquidised cr4p I want proper solid stuff..want reinforcing bar fixed into the frame each side.. drill the frame and insert a length before you pour the mix.. A rapid hardener in the mix for rapid setting.. In the mean time I will sort out some chains and shackles and gags.. get it sorted A.S.A.P..


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Holy shite NOOO.. dont want any liquidised cr4p I want proper solid stuff..want reinforcing bar fixed into the frame each side.. drill the frame and insert a length before you pour the mix.. A rapid hardener in the mix for rapid setting.. In the mean time I will sort out some chains and shackles and gags.. get it sorted A.S.A.P..


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Jeez Phil think you are being a picky!

Poor Dave gave up his position on these hallowed forums so as to dedicate his full attention to correct his life long constant failures of his concrete mixes that are well documented as you know, well he has burnt midnight oil and candles to eradicate the follies of his long and miserable tortured past😢😢

But he has put his nose to the grindstone and has successfully come up with a mixture that is acceptable in comparison to any of his past disasters!!

The mixture is now a constant consistency of warm custard! 100% improvement of all his past failures!

Good news is that this mixture is to be trialed on the rebuild of the forum crapt err, crypt doors thus ending years of creaking n groaning from KW😁

This will be implemented in true class bodgering methods and should last, err, at least, about 3 hours supplied with a cast iron guarantee of err, 10 sec!👍

Hip Hip Hooray !!
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Are you OK now KW
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As good as I can be for the moment, guts are much improved, not so sore any more.

Thanks for asking.

Just wondering what the hell was going on outside, looked a bit like close encounters of the third kind through the curtains. Lots of flashing lights and rumblings, two big fire engines and a smaller one, no idea where the fire is.

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Good news is that this mixture is to be trialed on the rebuild of the forum crapt err, crypt doors thus ending years of creaking n groaning from KW
Gotta admit, our very own wannabe Bela Lugosi is coming across more Bella Emberg lately.
Maybe Phil’s right and the crapt err crypt needs sealing forever!
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Gotta admit, our very own wannabe Bela Lugosi is coming across more Bella Emberg lately.
Maybe Phil’s right and the crapt err crypt needs sealing forever!
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Yeah that.. might be better off on Mumsnet..

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If it ain't throwing it down its generally freezing your cobs off, now its too warm!!!

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If it ain't throwing it down its generally freezing your cobs off, now its too warm!!!

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Indeed, still 47.2f here at almost 3am!.... Madness and were all due a shed load of snow and temperatures below freezing for next week. 😱 ..... Last.
 
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