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1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.
4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.
6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque books.
14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
15. Sadly, all men are created equal.

Sorry guys :eek:
 
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Wag finger!!!!!

My grandmother who is no longer with us

Used to say all men are liers.

Yes we learnt it from you women.
 
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Yes, Agree with you here Chris, Insecure women .. I do not make derogatory comments about women...
:p

We are all created women, well at the embryonic stage.

A woman calling a woman Funny that!!!

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We are all created women, well at the embryonic stage.
I've always had trouble accepting that assertion. As I see it, you're either XX or XY from the moment of conception. By the time you start looking more like a human being than a tadpole, the gender difference is obvious even through ropey ultrasound pictures.

I'm going to put forward a new theory that we're actually all frogs :p
 
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