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Tartan terrorist in a dress..
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Rumoured that Renault owners have been walking away leaving keys in ignition and windows open only to return finding their vehicle is still there..upon entering their vehicles they are finding letters of sympathy along with recommendations of garages that understand these contraptions
 

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Not surprised Renault not on the list.
The owners often have problems starting them. >:)

Love the advice to pop the keys into a microwave.....
What power and time works best ? :surprise:
No vauxhall's either. No surprise there either. :grin2:

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Technical Supremo, Platinum, I let the Dogs out
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I am very lucky, I went from a Corsa to a Modus, there is not self respecting thief anywhere on the planet that would even contemplate stealing them >:)
 

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Technical Supremo, Platinum, I let the Dogs out
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Let's face it who would want to be seen in a Modus? >:)
Me :grin2: you should see me in my sandles and white socks, string vest, hanky on my head and a thermos flask, us Modus drivers know how to live :grin2:
 

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Sexy at 70 super duper mod..
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Let's face it who would want to be seen in a Modus? >:)

Was a grand modus by me a short while back 10 plate..guy in on facebook as well so I asked some questions..asked if it was 1.2 or 1.2T..he came back as turbo..asked if the steering wheel glove was ripped..looked like it had a tare in it..he came back its slightly worn best you come and have a look..few hours later someone had bought it must have been looking at the site and though I was going there to buy it..what the f*ck was he sniffing..>:)
 

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Technical Supremo, Platinum, I let the Dogs out
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Was a grand modus by me a short while back 10 plate..guy in on facebook so I asked some questions..asked if it was 1.2 or 1.2T..he came back as turbo..asked if the steering wheel glove was ripped..looked like it had a tare in it..he came back its slightly worn best you come and have a look..few hours later someone had bought it must have been looking at the site and though I was going there to buy it..what the f*ck was he sniffing..>:)
Oh I see, its pick on the new guy day/month/year/until the sale of a Grand Modus select which one applies for you >:)>:)
 

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No one is sacred, you have us mixed up with another Forum..
I mentioned once a drop of water in the car, ok it was higher than the brake pedal..
Now its a jacuzzi ..
 

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Technical Supremo, Platinum, I let the Dogs out
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No one is sacred, you have us mixed up with another Forum..
I mentioned once a drop of water in the car, ok it was higher than the brake pedal..
Now its a jacuzzi ..

Thats why I go rid of my Corsa, I used to drive to work in a towel with the heating on full and have a sauna for the hours long drive :grin2:

Its nice to not have to worry too much when it starts raining :nerd:
 

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Tartan terrorist in a dress..
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Thats why I go rid of my Corsa, I used to drive to work in a towel with the heating on full and have a sauna for the hours long drive :grin2:

Its nice to not have to worry too much when it starts raining :nerd:
Your new to the world of Renault aren’t you :rofl:
 

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Tartan terrorist in a dress..
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Yes our dear friend has yet to experience wet foot syndrome and wiper motor scuba diving.. :grin2:
Not to forget the steamy windows and other motorists wondering what is going on in that car
 

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Tartan terrorist in a dress..
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Seen that as well she was sitting on his lap while he was driving..very versatile these BMW drivers aint they..>:)
Ask any coach/truck driver ...would surprise you what you see when you look down into a car on the motorway...now was a a Range Rover Gillain Taylforth got caught in ?
 

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Sexy at 70 super duper mod..
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Ask any coach/truck driver ...would surprise you what you see when you look down into a car on the motorway...now was a a Range Rover Gillain Taylforth got caught in ?
Yeah it was her..head down in his lap and look of extacy on his face.. >:)
 

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Super fantastic Mod Technical Supremo Nice Guy
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Never heard of that before Stu, just 8 years....

Guess thats why only certain people become Judges
 
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