Oh, Right!:smile2:too late now, hurt, groan away
Bloke knocked on my door wanting to tell me the great news about our Lord. I said "*uck off mate I'm watching the footy". As I tried to close the door in his face, he grabbed my arm and twisted it up my back slamming my face into the wall, then with a single rabbit punch broke 3 of my ribs, he then kung fu kicked my leg shattering the bone in three places. As I fell to the floor he karate chopped my windpipe and left me choking in agony on my own doorstep. *ucking Jason Bourne again Christian.
Should have charged you more...........................I went to a sex shop and bought a sex doll. The salesman said it was a best seller and would leave me hot sweaty and breathless. He wasn't wrong, half an hour I was pumping that ****** up, before I realized it had a puncture.