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The night before the big cat show, thieves got in and stole what they could, and damaged what they left. All the trophies were cut in two, and the head ends taken. true showbiz style, the show went on next day.
Best of breed trophy was still presented, all that remained being a golden cats hind section.
The grateful recipient said '' It's not so bad, merely a small cat ass trophy''.
 

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A friend in Germany tells me everyone’s panic buying sausages and cheese.
It’s the Wurst Käse scenario.
 

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And in Greece, it’s hummus and taramasalata, leading to fears of a double dip recession.
 

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that's so bad it's quite good
 

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Bloke says to his mate I've been taking steroids and I have grown an extra c0ck ......
His mate says Anabolic?
He says, no just a c0ck ?
 

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I’m posting this with a heavy heart.
As many of you know, I love driving my van and everything that comes with it, the club memberships and social camaraderie is a real benefit to me.
But...this is all taking up too much of my time.
I am struggling to keep up with the everyday basics of life, like work, cleaning, cooking, maintaining my home, etc, so something has to give.
I have therefore decided to get rid of all my gear.
Below is a list of what's available. Serious inquiries only, and please don't insult me with low offers.
Thanks for reading and understanding...
1. Vacuum cleaner
2. Dustpan and brush
3. Mop and bucket
4. Lawn Mower
5. Leaf blower
6. Laundry detergent
7. Iron
8. Broom
9. Oven
 

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so keeping the wife then
 

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Britons outraged at being told to exercise once a day
 

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Tip of the day:
To avoid infection, people must not cough near you; they must be far from you. If they cough near you, tell them to far cough.
 
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