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Sung to Ronan Keating's Nothing at all

It’s amazing how pretty you looked on that night,
Your skirt was so short and your top was so tight.
I bought you a drink and we danced on the floor,
We pulled and you came back to mine for some more.

Your skirt ended up on the living room chairs,
And your top and your bra, they came off on the stairs,
And though you looked fit with your clothes on,
Man I was a fool…
Cos you look like s*** when you wear nothing at all.

Oh the clothes that you wore looked a million dollars,
But the body beneath, it looked just like Rick Waller’s.
The makeup you wear is a clever disguise
To hide your moustache and the squint in your eyes.

Your cellulite’s dreadful, your covered in zits and
Your stomach’s about as defined as quicksand.
If I’m being honest your t*ts are unacceptably small,
So you look like s*** when you wear nothing at all.

When we went back to mine I was up for a sh*g.
In the bedroom I realised you’re a dumpy old sl*g.
Your pubes reach your navel and they cover your thighs,
Didn’t know they made a*ses that size.

When we met on that night, I could swear that I never
Would have guessed you’re a female Andrew Lloyd Webber.
The hair on your chest’s a bit endocrinological,
And you look like s*** when you wear nothing at all.

Your teeth are all yellow, with bl**dy great gaps so
Your face is a picture, by Pablo Picasso.
I can see that your a*se has its own gravitational pull,
And you look like s*** when you wear nothing at all.
 

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Don't worry yourself over it moira44, I shouldn't think for a minute anyone could have thought that was about you.
 
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