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  • Get oot of here...ban them

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Super fantastic Mod Technical Supremo Nice Guy
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It was batty you mad man, not ours, ours thinks the jokes are great..

What is the definition of confusion?
Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market
 

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It was batty you mad man, not ours, ours thinks the jokes are great..

What is the definition of confusion?
Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market
Getting a dab hand at this Stu>:)
 

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My wife said "I used to be Christian"...

I said "Don't worry love, I don't really care for those sorts of things"...

She replied "Thank God!" It's so much better now I'm Christine".
 

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It was batty you mad man, not ours, ours thinks the jokes are great..

What is the definition of confusion?
Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market
That was out of plaice in this forum.

To be honest I now spend more time reading the jokes than the Renault stuff. Doesn't mean they are good though....
 

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I wonder what fish actually smelled like before women went swimming in the sea
 

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You know I always wounder why Fleetwood still smells of fish
even though there hasn't been a trawler in for months.

:surprise:
 

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A little port in every girl? >:)
 
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Super fantastic Mod Technical Supremo Nice Guy
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I'm sure everyone goes through that stage in life when you consider getting rid of a pet because they get too much mud on the floor or too much fur over clothes and furniture. I had this recently with my cat. He's a black and white moggy, I was wearing black and his white fur just kept finding its way onto my clothes. For a moment I thought about getting rid of him... But then I thought about all the memories if him since he was a kitten and how heartbreaking it would be, I felt like a cruel monster and I'm not like that.

Long story short, the cat stayed and looks bloody awesome after I shaved him.
 
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