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mini, the sun visors would hold front seats up, but not any good if the woman was a bit chunky LOL
escort, front bonnet would dent .. Moggie, was always too cold inside by time you drove far enough to get the interior hot you had sobered up and decided best to go home ..
Tucking hell Pete, you dont half know how to make someone feel old
 

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The boot rack on my old Midget was quite comfortable, or so the young lady at the time told me.
Like living dangerous don't ya me lad exposing your nether regions to the elements..smut was far better indoors in my frog eye ..and @ bugssy..had a mattress in my mini van..I liked my comfort boyo..
 

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how the tuck did you get the sheep in LOL
Didnt have any in Heath park but coppers did patrol..had one shine a torch in one night..we saw him coming and I just got my trousers up in time from around my ankles..was sitting in the passenger side when he asked Who owns the vehicle..and whats the registration plate lol..
 

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Not in a car anyway. Pure as the driven.
OK then, a medieval windowsill in the South of France; OH's (empty) conference room. Did something saucy in a crowded tube train once.
Please expand a little on the tube train ? ..we would all love to hear about it..ok guys pads and pencils out..take notes..lol
 

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Ourkid, you ought to be ashamed.
But it did make me laff.

Spacey...never in a car?
Not lived mate but being 6'4" was one reason why I preferred bigger cars with large back seats.
I loved my Capri but it had severe limitations.
 

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LOL

6/110 had a big back seat, never did put the center arm rest down & only good thing about a Maxi was the double bed in the back !

Al
 

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LOL

6/110 had a big back seat, never did put the center arm rest down & only good thing about a Maxi was the double bed in the back !

Al
Midgets and Bs were great for pulling 'em, but try and do something and you end up pulling something else entirely.
 

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& only good thing about a Maxi was the double bed in the back !
There was nothing good about a Maxi.
You could be Don Juan, Casanova and Magic Mike all wrapped up in a smooth talking hunk but turn up in one of them and you'd be sleeping alone in the double bed.

Mate of mine reckoned his Mk1 Transit builders van was the bees knees.
Bench seat in the front for warming up and bags of cement in the back to cushion the floor.
Mind you, he was 6ft plus, long blond hair and a sorta Viking look, he could walk into a bar or club and you could almost hear the knickers hitting the floor. Nice lad, could pull any young (or older) lady he fancied.
We hated him!
 

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Here are some that will never be mounted on a bumper..

A true story -
Taking my old mum (bless her soul) to town one day, a black Ford F100 ute cut across us at an intersection. I claim that it was only my superb driving skills which saved us from a serious crash in this 70kph zone (which is b*s* of course). Anyway it was a very close call, and I let fly a torrent of foul language at the offending vehicle as it disappeared, much to mums embarrassment.
The F100 proudly displayed these personalised plates (as they are known in Oz), outstanding to say the least!
183118

A day or two later, we hear on the news that three men had been arrested for an armed robbery at a pub bottle shop. They were apprehended in a black F100 utility with "RUM PIG" number plates. Perfect justice for frightening my mum.
Like many people who have personalised number plates, these clowns were not very bright, unlike their plates.
(Anyone want to buy a pair of Euro style "380SE" plates for their Mercedes?).
 

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I still reckon the best private plate I have seen is on a Mercedes that lives somewhere local, I used to see it regularly and it always made me smile.
The owner, an elderly Sikh gentleman obviously had a sense of humour... the plate, PAK 1

The other local one that I would love to know the back story to is H8 DEB.... just what did Deb do?
 
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