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I phoned my Boss this morning and said,
"Hey, boss I'm not coming to work today. I'm really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache, and my legs hurt, so I'm not coming into work."

The boss says:
"You know Lee, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife, and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better, and I can go to work. You should try that."

4 hours later i phoned him back:
"Boss, I did what you said, and I feel great! I'll be at work soon. By the way, you've got a great house !!!
 
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