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In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
At work you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

In prison you get three meals a day free.
At work you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself.

In prison you get time off for good behaviour.
At work you get rewarded for good behaviour with more WORK.

In prison a guard locks and unlocks doors for you.
At work you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.

In prison you can watch TV and play games.
At work you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

In prison you get your own toilet.
At work you have to share.

In prison they allow your family and friends to visit.
At work you can not even speak to your family and friends.

In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.
At work you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.

Which sounds better?

So what are you waiting for?










Kill your boss


:devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:
 

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When in prison Big Reg wants to give you one up the .......!

When at work Renault give you one up the .......!
 

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In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
At work you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

In prison you get three meals a day free.
At work you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself.

In prison you get time off for good behaviour.
At work you get rewarded for good behaviour with more WORK.

In prison a guard locks and unlocks doors for you.
At work you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.

In prison you can watch TV and play games.
At work you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

In prison you get your own toilet.
At work you have to share.

In prison they allow your family and friends to visit.
At work you can not even speak to your family and friends.

In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.
At work you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.

Which sounds better?

So what are you waiting for?










Kill your boss


:devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:
There is a long queue at work to kill my Boss :d
 

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Hard to find him Hugh, he keeps disappearing, usually turns up in car park texting someone ;)
 
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