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Super fantastic Mod Technical Supremo Nice Guy
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OOPS sorry, would be if it happened

Every night for the past week I've been having this nightmare where all my family are sitting round the table for Xmas dinner but there's no cranberry sauce. It's a redcurrent dream.
 

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thats as bad as this
Recently we had our family's Christmas gathering, and I played Santa this year. "Ho Ho Ho," I laughed loudly... as I pointed at my wife's three slutty sisters.
 

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My granddaughter came over to our place just as my wife and I were putting up our Christmas decorations. "Grandad," she asked "will you be kissing granny under the mistletoe?" "Under the mistletoe? I wouldn't kiss her under anaesthetic."
 
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