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To the tune of Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody...

Is this a Bhuna?
Or is this a Jalfrezi?
Mixed up my order,
They all look the same to me

Open your gob,
Just swallow a forkful and see.
I'm just a student,
Need something real cheap to eat

Because I'm stoney broke
Not a bean
Don't remember the menu I've seen

Korma, Saag or Madras
Doesn't really matter to me,
To me....

Naan-aa, just killed a man
Poppadom against his head
Had lime pickle, now he's dead.
Naan-aa, dinner just began
But now I'm gonna crap it all away.

Naan-aa, ooh-ooh
Didn't mean to make you cry,
Seen nothin' yet just see the loo tomorrow,
Curry on, Curry on,
'cause nothing really Madras.

Too late, my dinner's gone
Sends shivers down my spine
Rectum aching all the time.
Goodbye Onion Bhaji, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo.

Naan-aa, ohh ooh,
This Dopiaza's mild,
Sometimes wish we'd never come here at all.

I see a little Chicken Tikka on the side,
Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh
Pass the chutney made of mango.
Vindaloo does nicely
Very very spicey
ME!

Biryani (Biryani)
Biryani (Biryani)
Biryani and a naan
(A Vindaloo loo loooo)

I've eaten Balti, somebody help me
He's eaten Balti, get him to the lavatory
Stand you well back cause this loo is quarantined.

Here it comes,
There it goes, technicolour yawn
I chunder
No!
It's coming up again
(There he goes)
Coming back again
(Up again)
Here it goes again
(No, no, no, no, no, no, NO)
On my Knees I'm on my Knees
On his Knees, Oh, There he Goes
This Vindaloo It's About to Wreck my Guts
Poor me...Poor me...Poor meeee!

So you think you can chunder and feel alright?
So you try to eat curry and drink beer all night?
Ohh maybe, now you puke like a baby,
Just had to come out,
Just had to come right out in here.....

Korma, Saag or Bhuna,
Balti, Naan or Bhaji
Nothing makes a difference
Nothing makes a difference
Nothing makes a difference
To meeeee ....
Anyway my wind blows......
 
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