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Why Do Men Die First??

This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries ... but, now
we know.

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat
race... you're a male chauvinist.

If you stay home and do the're a pansy.

If you work too hard...there's never any time for her.

If you don't work're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay..this is exploitation.

If you have a boring repetitive job with low should get off
your lazy behind and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her.... that is favouritism.

If she gets a job ahead of's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks...its sexual harassment.

If you keep's male indifference.

If you're a wimp.

If you don''re an insensitive ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤.

If you make a decision without consulting're a

If she makes a decision without consulting you...she's a liberated

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy... that's domination.

If SHE asks's a favour.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly're a

If you don''re gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in're sexist.

If you don''re unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in're vain.

If you don''re a slob.

If you buy her're after something.

If you don''re not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your're full of yourself.

If you don''re not ambitious.

If she has a headache............she's tired.

If you have a don't love her anymore.

If you want it too're oversexed.

If you don't................there must be someone else.

Men die first because they want to.
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