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You know you're a true scot when...

1. Ye can properly pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie,
Sauchiehall St, St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake.

2. Ye actually like deep fried battered pizza fae the chippie.

3. Yer used tae four seasons in wan day.

4. Ye canna pass a chip/kebab shop withoot sleverin when yer blootert.

5. Ye kin fall about pished withoot spilling yer drink.

6. Ye see people wearin shell suits with fitbaw accessories - pure

7. Ye measure distance in minutes.

8. Ye kin understaun Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like him, in
yer ain family.

9. Ye go tae Saltcoats cos ye think it is like gaun tae the ocean.

10. Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae sweer wurds.

11. Ye know whit haggis is made ae and stull like eating it.

12. Somedy ye know his used a fitba schedule tae plan thur wedding day

13. You've been at a wedding and fitba scores are announced in the

14. Ye urny surprised tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chips,
iron-bru, fags and nappies all in the wan shop.

15. Yer holiday home at the seaside has calor gas under it.

16. Ye know irn-bru is a hangover cure.

17. Ye learnt tae sweer afore ye learnt tae dae sums.

18. Ye actually understand this and yurr gonnae send it tae yer pals

19. Finally, you are 100% Scot if you have ever said/heard these words;
how's it hingin
get it up ye
wee beasties
erse bandit
away an bile yer heid
humphey backit
baw bag
dubble nugget

And finally......

A wee Glesga wumman goes intae a butchershop, where the butcher
has just came oot the freezer, and is standing haunds ahint his back,
his erse aimed at an electric fire. The wee wumman checks oot the
display case then asks, "Is that yer Ayrshire bacon?" "Naw," replies
the butcher. "It's jist ma haun's ah'm heatin'
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