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Tuck all,
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I had a paper shop once, but it blew away 🙁
 

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I bought her 2 boxes off after 8, and 8 bounties last night when I went shopping.
Every week I buy her chocolates
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After the birth of each one of our children I bought her 13 ( Yes 13 ) red roses
I know how to woo her ..
 
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Sexy at 71 super mod..
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13 !!! Woooooo unlucky for some..

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read that Cadburys are making the multi-pack chocolate bars smaller - supposedly to reduce the obesity rate ?
yeah who they kidding, the price will remain the same .

So will they rename the 'Double Decker' to 'Minibus' ?

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Finally got some satisfaction out of BT.

I have a BT 8500 set of phones, base station and 3 other phones. They have bee brilliant since purchased a few years ago. Recently started having trouble with them and the caller display is no longer working and all calls now have to be "Announced".
The caller has to listen to the message and wait for the tone, the speak, say who they are and press the # key. You then press 1 to let them through.
This should not happen if the number calling you is in the phone, it should display the number, or name that is allocated to that number and be let through without all this announce malarky.
Complained to BT that it was not working, no joy tested caller display, it was working so things should be working!!
So not much help.
As phone is out of guarantee the help line is a scam 65 p a minute +20 a minute connection fee. Tried calling it got no answer, let it ring for 10 rings, no answer cost me 78p for nothing, really pissed off about that. Its a BT branded product BT should provide a help line in my opinion.
Called faults again had a little moan about the help line and this guy was really with it, checked things out and said you've go BT Call protect as well as Call Guardian, you shouldn't have both. A bit like having 2 anti virus software's on a PC.
He removed BT call protect and said that it would hopefully work now.
Gave it a couple of days to see if it would work and no, still not working, still all calls having to be announced. Line checked and no faults showing. Getting really p!ssed off now with this lot.
Then bright idea, takes phone base station down the road to MIL swap with her phone and lo and behold when phoning her number with my mobile it works, i'm let straight through. Proves that there is a fault on my line and now waiting for a Specialist Engineer to make a timed appointment.

Keeping fingers crossed.

Engineer that was booked for Monday Morning was not qualified enough. So spent an hour today calling BT back to find all this out, a bit p!ssed off about that but at least the problem has been acknowledged.

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Having fun with my ban hammer..

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Times 10..

Feeling naughty.. 😁

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Can I borrow it Phil?
 

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Ok Then, he he he he! (y) 😁
 

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Aye up Stu!!! Are you ready for this? Phil kindly lent me his hammer he he he
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For you Frank


I was visiting my cousin Dai in the Rhondda and we went out to his local for a few pints. After we’d arrived a short, grossly misshapen man hobbled in. He was the ugliest person I've ever laid eyes on, he looked like he'd gone twelve rounds with Tyson, yet the moment he walked through the door he was mobbed, all the other men leapt to their feet and ran over to shake his hand, helped him across to his table, a dozen pints were laid out before him, Dai shouted across "Alright Ianto?" The strange looking man smiled and waved back. Dai whispered to me "Bloody hero of the Rhondda that man is, saved the lives of hundreds of men, saved my life! Forty years ago we were working a shift in the drift mine and the roof started to collapse, that man held up the girder that kept the roof up just long enough for everyone to get out. That's why he's so short see, the weight of the roof crushed his spine." I replied "Wow that's impressive, I can see why he's so popular! I don't want to sound insensitive but why is he so ugly? Looks like he's taken a real beating." Dai replied nonchalantly "Well he wasn't too keen about propping that joist up so we had to knock him into place with a pit hammer!"



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Oh Stu, That brought tears to my old tired eyes I must say!

That poor Lanto getting battered in the mush with sledgehammers, well that must have really hurt !
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A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.



Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.



The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.

The little boy says, "Dark in here."



The man says, "Yes, it is."

Boy - "I have a baseball."

Man - "That's nice."

Boy - "Want to buy it?"

Man - "No, thanks."

Boy - "My dad's outside."

Man - "OK, how much?"

Boy - "$150"

Man - "Sold."



In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.



Boy - "Dark in here."

Man - "Yes, it is."

Boy - "I have a Wilson infielder's glove."

The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy,"How much?"

Boy - "$350"

Man - "Highway robbery. Sold."



A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your gloves, let's go outside and have a game of catch."



The boy says, "I can't, I sold my ball and my glove."

The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"

The boy says, "$500"

The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that... that is way more than those two things cost.

I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your greed."



They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth with the Priest to confess his sins and he closes the door.



The boy says, "Dark in here."

The priest says, "Don't start that crap again, you're in my closet now."
 

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Last night, the nice lady asked me if 'ErIndoors used the Youngest's car a lot... not really I says, more an emergency measure so we have a second fully comp driver if needed...... 400 quid reduction without 'Er??????
No brainer.........
That must be it, must be or have been a spate of named drivers driving them around a lot, but it's not their car.
 
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